it's me sup
i was so sure iggy was saying “I’m gonna love you like a black wittle baby”
i just shaved for the first time in two years and i look super awful bleeeeeeeeeck
I just downloaded Tinder on Friday and finally after obsessively looking at it ran out of people within 10 miles. These 51 matches are who I’m stuck with for the rest of my life.
- my coworker: lordy!
- me: I know there's an e on the end but it's actually still just pronounced "Lorde"