(after Michael falls into a koi pond)
Kelly Erin: David Wallace called. He heard you made a big splash at the meetingohmygod that was so mean what I just said I’m sorry and I didn’t mean it and it was Kevin and Meredith put me up to it.
Stanley: Michael, don’t listen to them. You just ignore their carping.
Dwight, whispering: Michael, a carp is both a fish and a term for complaining. They’re mocking you with wordplay.
Creed: Hey, boss. Did you find Nemo?
Michael: I can name Pixar movies too. Toy Story.
Oscar: Don’t you mean Koi Story?
Phyllis: And when you fell in, did you flounder?
Dwight, whispering: Michael, flounder is both a kind of a fish—
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Places I want to go, before I call this life done.
The holy site in Jerusalem
The great wall
a peaceful lake
London
time square
Fiji
Australia
the out back
africa
pride rock
waterfalls
brazil
city of god
not even the filmmakers of City of God would go to City of God. More balls than them ;)
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